Freakishly Long Hair 05/09/2012 I really need a hobby. So instead I wrote this song. It’s about finding a freakishly long hair on my face.
Freakishly Long Hair (On My Face)
Verse 1
I found a freakishly long hair on my face today.
Well, I was just ha-appy that it wasn’t grey.
It grew exactly where whiskers grow... [Read More]
An Ode to Morning People 05/02/2012 Where do all my mornin’ people be at?! <<crickets>>
But seriously. I am a morning person. I love the mornings. I love looking out the window at my yard filled with giant weeds and pretending its an english rose garden. I love drinking my tea with the door open and listening to... [Read More]
