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  • Freakishly Long Hair     05/09/2012
    I really need a hobby. So instead I wrote this song. It’s about finding a freakishly long hair on my face. Freakishly Long Hair (On My Face) Verse 1 I found a freakishly long hair on my face today. Well, I was just ha-appy that it wasn’t grey. It grew exactly where whiskers grow... [Read More]
  • An Ode to Morning People     05/02/2012
    Where do all my mornin’ people be at?! <<crickets>> But seriously. I am a morning person. I love the mornings. I love looking out the window at my yard filled with giant weeds and pretending its an english rose garden. I love drinking my tea with the door open and listening to... [Read More]

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